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I am Lori of Alabama, and I am burdened with glorious procrastination.

I'm 23 and just kind of living life.

I tend to just reblog whatever I feel like so I don't have much a theme to anything. I'll randomly post pictures, or how I feel as well. I make gifs and pictures sometimes. Though I'm not all that great, but you can check them out in the "my edits" up there. I reblog a loooot of Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Avengers. There are some other things I reblog too, but those are the big ones.

I also love to roleplay. MorMor, Johnlock, Doctor Who, Avengers, Sheriarty, Ummm pretty much anything Sherlock really. I'm on omegle like all the time, if you want to rp you can add loriarty to your omegle tags, or just message me on here for my email address. I have no prompts, but if you have one just send it to me.







those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really


i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore



A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

posted 16 hours ago on 23/4/2014 - 71,447 notes - via unseenmadeseen © ricotomate



If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video



I don’t know.


straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.


People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

posted 21 hours ago on 23/4/2014 - 72,936 notes - via toomanysinks © gameofbooze

OMG OMG OMG! I just got a 4 day subbing job for next week. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not let this job get cancelled. I need this money and I am way to excited about this. Oh my god. One top of 3 days this week…. May is going to be a big month, and I need the money.

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posted 21 hours ago on 23/4/2014 - 223,880 notes - via nostalgicgeeks © policymic

Invade my privacy  

posted 21 hours ago on 23/4/2014 - 348,833 notes - via satan-ruler-of-hell © wantharry


You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.


-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x) 

Anthony Mackie is a gift to all mankind. 

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